silver lining continued

The scene: dinner at the bird's. bb has not been present for many family meals of late.

bb: look! that little roll of fat around my middle is smaller!

K: you haven't been eating.

bb: I have! It's just that I only eat things I like.

Youngest: it's malnutrition.

bb: it's not malnutrition, it's the lack of wine. I haven't had wine in a month.

Youngest: that's malnutrition in our house!