crazy, strange, hellish

I'm not going to get into it.
Work related.
I'll just say that I seem to be googling The Rip Off Report with some frequency.
But then I had this IM Chat with Middle:

HIM: i accidentally stumbled onto a vegan subreddit without realizing it last night... i don't even know     where to begin

ME: try to start

was it recipes

?

HIM: no

ME: ranting against meat eaters?

HIM: it was just everyone arguing and ranting about being vegans

ME: you know what I think most vegans need?

(and I'm not making any friends here)

HIM: a steak?

ME: a goddamn steak

I knew a vegan who ended up at the doctor for something and HE told her to eat a goddamn steak

HIM: do you know how to find a vegan?

ME: no

HIM: don't worry, they'll let you know.

--And then I felt better.