supplying captions for the AllSaints lookbook

I HAVE to keep my head like this.

 


Arms up? It's all about my abs. Arms down? Stupid shrunken sweater.


 

 It came back from the dry cleaner like this.


 

 I had the garlic knots.


 

No. The jacket doesn't FIT over the sweater.


 



My hair is stuck to my lip gloss.