he leaves me in stitches

The Scene: Middle and bb are reclining on her bed. Neither are feeling terribly well. Both are bemoaning their situation. Kvetching, as it were.

Middle (looking around the room): In what point in the design process do they decide something        
            needs a clock in it?
            That's a cable box, why is there a clock in it?
            But the dvd player doesn't have one.
            How many clocks are in a house - there's like 16 in this room and they are all slightly off
            Why does only one of our ovens have a clock?
            Why the fuck does the refrigerator have a clock on the inside? Do they really think you're            
            going to go get some orange juice and then wonder what time it is?