pictures and words

I remember why I uploaded some of these, others, not so much.
Let's see.



I have these shoes. Or, well, I have shoes very much like these. Would I wear them this way? Where did I get this picture? I'll move on.

 

And this? Why do you think...I'll commend the woman for not wearing seven bracelets, how about that?

 

What? It looks like she's wearing pantyhose, doesn't it? We were just talking about sheer hose at work. Sheer hose, apparently, is bad. Gosh, I do hope I didn't lift this from the Sartorialist.


 

Two things about this picture: I love those shoes but I could never wear them. Have I mentioned I have abnormally short toes? I do. See, so, those shoes would be bad for me. Isn't the bottom of that skirt/dress pretty? Okay. Moving on.


 

Do me a favor, would you? Can you call me in the morning and remind me to tie my scarf this way? No? Look, just email me and I'll give you my number.

 

I don't know why I've got this one either. I will say this: those pants aren't flattering on anyone with a normal body.

 

These? These half-pants-half-leggings? If you own a pair, please don't wear them outside the house.




Finally! I know why I clipped this one! I love this idea and think we could do this rather than putting a glass storm-door on our house. K loves insulation schemes. LOVES THEM! And this?

 

OH, GOOD PEOPLE. This is, simply, the most delicious thing I've had in a long, long time.
It's linguine with asparagus (cut lengthwise) with Parmesan cheese AND A POACHED EGG on top. You need this in your life.
Gosh, I could use some now.