speaking of Christmas themes

I got a sale notice from Fab.com and thought I'd share. You know, in case you want a holiday theme too.



I don't think I knew mistletoe was a parasite. Regardless, we can stick it on the ceiling now without worrying that the cat will eat it. (Which I don't have to worry about anyway as I have no cat.)



I love garlands like these. They're expensive and I am not sure what to do with them but I love them.
Except, maybe for this one



Does this look a little sperm-y? Sperm-like. (Oh, the google searches I'm expecting)



Really?

Does gold-plated mistletoe seem excessive?



It's a gold-plated parasite!



That's a carbon atom tree topper. But you knew that, didn't you?

Shop fast, the sperm-y garland is nearly sold out.