The scene: driving home from the beach

The players: Middle, Youngest, bb and K

The conversation: cats

Middle (to Youngest): have you seen the DJ kittens?


bb: I know you're talking about something different but I just don't find anything with cats on the internet interesting. Especially blogs. As soon as someone starts blogging stuff their cat is doing, I'm out.


Middle: What about leopards? 


bb: I don't care about leopards.


Youngest: Imagine if we had a pet leopard? We could tie it to a cinderblock in the back yard.


bb: No, I'm pretty sure, from all the footage I've seen of crazy people with big cats at their house -


Middle: Like Tommy Lee...


bb: ... is that they are free-range and the people have really high chain-link fence. We'd need some chain link fence. Can you imagine the poop?And what do you feed them?


Middle: Steak. And do you know how much steak you feed a leopard?


bb: ...

Middle: As much as it wants.

Comments

Rae said…
"What about leopards?" Awesome.
10:25 PM
KPB said…
I quite fancy a tiger. Tigers are pretty.

"as much as it wants"

*snort*
11:44 PM
NorahS said…
I feel the same way about cats and blogs. Especially cats and quilt blogs.

(My word is "loneur." Yep.)
11:52 PM
Ali said…
Slinking off to pet my kitty....
2:53 AM
Anonymous said…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!!!

Love ya,
K
6:47 AM
Miz S said…
As a birthday present to you, I didn't post any cat pictures yesterday or today.

I can't promise about tomorrow.
10:47 AM
Paola said…
... why so hush hush ... ?
I'm sending all my love and hugs and kisses.

Sorry to state I love all feline, will you still accept me?
12:05 PM
zephyr said…
meow
12:07 PM
Anonymous said…
*groan* Makes me think of the joke G told me the other day--What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts.

I so dig your sons. I hope mine are that cool when they become their age.
1:31 PM
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