blackbird's two minute movie reviews
I know what you're thinking...but, bb, I thought you don't like violent films? I thought you had the film viewing tastes of, say, Mother Theresa? And, yes, you'd be right. I don't like violent films, I cringe at blood on the screen and get too agitated to sleep if I see too many murders before midnight.
Unless it's zombies.
We were waiting for Youngest to call (he's a bank robber in a play at school) for a pick-up when we switched on Zombieland.
You know Zombieland, don't you?
It's famous for it's list of 48 rules. You know how I love lists! And rules!
Sure, I had a hard time during scenes where Zombies are eating people, but once I reminded myself that all the blood is Hershey's syrup I was able to maintain my composure. Plus, there's a Twinkie sub-plot.
And a surprise guest star! Have a glass of whiskey and enjoy, I say.
I mean, really, can you blame me? Rules!
I swear to return to tasteful movie watching as soon as possible.
Honestly. The King's Speech is on my list.
Unless it's zombies.
We were waiting for Youngest to call (he's a bank robber in a play at school) for a pick-up when we switched on Zombieland.
You know Zombieland, don't you?
It's famous for it's list of 48 rules. You know how I love lists! And rules!
Sure, I had a hard time during scenes where Zombies are eating people, but once I reminded myself that all the blood is Hershey's syrup I was able to maintain my composure. Plus, there's a Twinkie sub-plot.
And a surprise guest star! Have a glass of whiskey and enjoy, I say.
I mean, really, can you blame me? Rules!
I swear to return to tasteful movie watching as soon as possible.
Honestly. The King's Speech is on my list.
Comments
And what did you do with my sweet Bb.
Um, I guess all the stuff your master coiffeur used must have had side effects ...
I am not even thinking about watching the trailer.
Love the rules.
PS My veification word is lints. I didn't know lint could be plural....
Meh on The King's Speech. I felt that it would have made a good TV movie. Not Oscar material, imo.
jbhat
And, yeah, I loved the special guest star and his demise. You had to see that coming!
My keyboard is dying. If my comments look stranger than usual, thats why. Shift key doesn't always shift.
We all giggled and snorted all the way through it. Hecka fun.
And I liked The King's Speech. Nothing unexpected, but some wryly fun lines. And Jennifer Ehle and Colin back in the same flick! I'll watch him Firth-ing about in anything, thanks.
Last night I watched "Mary & Max".
Have you seen it?
ErinH
jbhat