hello darkness my old friend

I absolutely love AllSaints.
I do.
I love the clothes and the shoes and the boots and the bags and the store.
It is, however, very very difficult to shop both online and at the store. One has absolutely no idea what one is looking at. Things are flimsy and hang strangely on the hangers, the lighting in the store is alternately bright and shadowy and most things look like an unfinished hem of black fabric, which is why the Lookbook is so handy.
Or would be so handy if it wasn't so damn funny....

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You see, the women in the Lookbook seem to have some drama in their lives.
And the men?

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Look like beaten puppies.

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David. I've told you a thousand times to pick up your socks.

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Sigh. I know. It's true.

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Is that shave cream in the sink?!

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It seems to be. But we both know I don't shave.

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Hmm. He has a point. Uh oh.

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I was certain Stephen rinsed the sink after he shaved last night...

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...she's got something going on. With someone else. Sniff.

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Never mind! It must have been me. I'm going out!

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Whose panties are THOSE?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....


Unknown said…
Love it! AllSaints (and Sinners)... coming soon to the Bravo Network.
A new soap! All My Saints!
You crack me up.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, is she REALLY riding a horse in that short skirt?
Scot said…
Maybe if David and the Bitch spent a little less money on clothes they could buy some shampoo or at least a hairbrush.
OMG. I just became my father! SHIT!!!

I do like David's second shirt though. Skinny guys can wear anything.
Stephanie said…
v. clever, bb.
Poppy B. said…
Brilliant! Your best post yet!
Anonymous said…
Man, I was really feeling sympathetic towards poor David...

Paola said…
It's 8AM and I am LOL in the silence of early morning.
Perfectly done.
The Coffee Lady said…
Those are male MODELS? wtf?

As you know, I love a good catalogue snark. And you're the master of the form.
Anonymous said…
You. Slay. Me.

And my word verification is "thende" which fits.
Anonymous said…
I think I might need to wear Depends when reading your posts in future. Or reduce tea intake. My hubbie thinks I'm insane cackling away at the computer by myself.
Tracey said…
Okay that last comment was me. I hit done by mistake before I finished entering my info.
KPB said…
What All Saints really needs is a horse. A horse would make everything better.

And I am loving the return of Fashion according to Blackbird
eurolush said…
How much did I love this post? THIS MUCH.

Loved it.
Anonymous said…
"I'm going out!" SLAM

You are brilliant! Love this exchange betwixt such unhappy hipsters. Which leads me to...have you seen the blog called Unhappy Hipsters? Methinks you will adore. Pictures of Dwell-style houses and their, well, dwellers, with dryly hilarious captions.