then I hit delete

Some of you were surprised to read that I receive email pitches.



So, I thought I'd show you some of them.



I think, for one reason or another, that I may be ineligible for this contest.



Apparently there is lots to do at camp.



Would I like to interview Amy Roloff? No. Would I like to have cocktails with Amy Roloff? Probably. But that's not what "Chase Wang" is offering me.



I'm probably also ineligible to receive a copy of this book. Not that I'd want one.



I need to go and vote for a baby. I'll bet they're cute.



So many things about this last one trouble me. I am offended by the use of 911 in the subject line, which I find inflammatory.Plus, I'm afraid this "Valued Customer" calls bullshit on infant deaths being prevented by breastfeeding - not that I doubt that breastfeeding is healthy for babies.

Seven emails before three o'clock, I had another seven by five.