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Blackbird's Two Minute Movie Reviews

I'm here to talk about Nine!
Such promise!
Such a cast!

Penelope

Penelope!
(I luff her.)

Kate

Daniel Day Lewis!
(Terrible fake accent.)

Marion

Marion.
(Breathtaking.)

And the dance numbers!

Judi

The spectacle!

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The choreography...
(Somewhat familiar.)

Penelope

The exhilarating, um, SPECTACLE.

Nicole

What did I think?

Penelope

Do you see Penelope's expression here?

I didn't stay for the end.
I went to bed.
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Amy A. said…
As a whole, definitely nothing to write home about, but all the pieces! Loved it. And is that the intention? To have a movie that is all about style, glamour and sex without really any point? I was moved during portions or the movie and loved Fergie's dance number, but at the end I could say both, "meh" and "loved it"! Weird, eh?
2:14 PM
Scot said…
Really? Nothing about Kate Hudson? I thought she hit it out of the ballpark and was the best part of the movie.
Great pictures. Where did you get them?
8:16 PM
Anonymous said…
I want Penelope Cruz's hair. I'll probably cave in and see the movie, because I bet I'll agree with Amy A.

jbhat
9:09 PM
Angie said…
We watched it only to see the Kate Hudson number.
9:23 PM
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