things which cannot be accomplished directly following painting one's nails but which must be done the very second one has finished painting them
- Eating potato chips from the bag.
- Using the lav.
- Moving the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer.
- Putting on shoes.
- Nosepicking.
- Loading the dishwasher.
- Opening the mail.
- Kneading dough.
- Okay, I lied - I needn't knead dough right this minute, but you can imagine, can't you?
- And that's nice, isn't it? Needing to knead?
- Undoing the auto numbering key thing gives me the shits.
- I wrote that for Kim.
14. There. That's for Kim too.
15. I think my nails might be dry.
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Oh, except what colour did you paint them? I love the idea of painting my nails but then when I do feel instantly claustrophobic, like my fingers can't breath.
Yes, you may kill me with a tray now.
Hee.
Yeah, that's it.
But it works. No urgent needs, I've eaten already and if I have to sctratch my head ... I'll use the remote!
Paola
... nosepicking ... ?!
Whenever my nails are wet, my cat decides he NEEDS to run his furry body along my arm/hand.
Have you ever woken up in the morning and your nails have sheet marks on them? :)
Opening cans of dog food?
Now, while I have your attention, the other day I read your blog at work (bad bad worker) and saw a bit about how we could download your app and listen to you, but when I got home to download it (didn't download it at work, am bad bad worker but not appallingly bad worker), it was gone.
Directions please?