further thoughts on the (Winter) Olympics

Sports I might attempt based on the outfits:

Ice Dancing.
I don't need to say much here, do I?
The opportunity for drama appeals to me greatly. And how often do you see ice dancers in black with touches of gray? I ask you. NEVER.

Speed Skating.
Finally, a chance for my thick thighs to be "athletic." I'd have to pray that my country would choose a decent pattern and the hood might bother me a bit, but the idea of wearing special gloves and sunglasses appeals to me greatly.

Figure Skating.
Don't get confused! These outfits are different to the Ice Dancing duds. For Figure Skating I'd wear gray. Gray with black.

Curling.
I haven't seen any coverage yet, but I did see people in argyle pants! Count me in!


Sports I would not attempt, based solely on the outfits:

Hockey.
I think the helmets this time around are an abomination and could not play hockey with all that equipment on my head even while I understand that they are absolutely necessary.

Mogul Skiing.
First of all: AS IF.
Secondly: baggybaggybaggy = not flattering!

Bobsled.
I don't like the shoes.