but not at my house
Tonight On HGTV
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Let's Buy Our First House
Let's Paint a Wall
Let's Decorate a Wall With Cheap Crap
Let's Knock Out a Wall With Big Hammers
Let's Put in a New Wall with Exciting Features
Let's Purchase Colorful Gimcracks to Make Our House More Presentable
Let's Sell Our House
Let's Buy Another House
Let's Rip out the Kitchen and Put in a New One
Let's Fill a Room With Obscenely Expensive Crap
Let's Buy a House in Another Country
Have you ever noticed that EVERY male designer on HGTV has dimples?
"Let's buy a wierd house and fill it chock full o' useless crappe before we have children who will fill it lippin' full o' happy meal toys"
BTW, I love Holmes on Homes too. He does good work.