but not at my house

Tonight On HGTV

BY KIM JUSTICE

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Let's Buy Our First House

Let's Paint a Wall

Let's Decorate a Wall With Cheap Crap

Let's Knock Out a Wall With Big Hammers

Let's Put in a New Wall with Exciting Features

Let's Purchase Colorful Gimcracks to Make Our House More Presentable

Let's Sell Our House

Let's Buy Another House

Let's Rip out the Kitchen and Put in a New One

Let's Fill a Room With Obscenely Expensive Crap

Let's Buy a House in Another Country

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