in which Middle and I explore the Brookstone catalogue
Over fried dumplings (some of which were still a little cold inside) Middle and I perused the Brookstone catalogue.
We admired the vast array of massagers -
(Doesn't this guy look like a robot?)
and enjoyed, and laughed our asses off, reading about the wide variety of Slankets.
And we realized, whilst wondering if we might get food poisoning from the underdone dumplings, that the Ultimate Slanket has yet to be invented.
Please remember, you've read it here FIRST.
We propose the following:
A QUEEN SIZED SLANKET.
WITH POCKETS.
WHICH VIBRATES.
AND IS HEATED.
AND HAS BUILT IN UNDERWEAR.
Picture it, if you dare.
A fleece, queen-sized blanket, with sleeves (or it wouldn't be a SLANKET) that vibrates (soothe those aching muscles, right?) with pockets (some on the inside - for tissues, for example/ some on the outside - how annoying is it when the tv remote falls to the floor?) with UNDERWEAR (K and I sometimes fight for control of the blanket...I'm only sayin. Having underwear built IN to the Slanket, in cozy fleece, would keep it in place on our bed).
Feel free to contact me if you work for Brookstone. I can buy some fleece yardage and dig the sewing machine out of the attic. I'm sure I could whip up a prototype in a weekend.
We admired the vast array of massagers -
(Doesn't this guy look like a robot?)
and enjoyed, and laughed our asses off, reading about the wide variety of Slankets.
And we realized, whilst wondering if we might get food poisoning from the underdone dumplings, that the Ultimate Slanket has yet to be invented.
Please remember, you've read it here FIRST.
We propose the following:
A QUEEN SIZED SLANKET.
WITH POCKETS.
WHICH VIBRATES.
AND IS HEATED.
AND HAS BUILT IN UNDERWEAR.
Picture it, if you dare.
A fleece, queen-sized blanket, with sleeves (or it wouldn't be a SLANKET) that vibrates (soothe those aching muscles, right?) with pockets (some on the inside - for tissues, for example/ some on the outside - how annoying is it when the tv remote falls to the floor?) with UNDERWEAR (K and I sometimes fight for control of the blanket...I'm only sayin. Having underwear built IN to the Slanket, in cozy fleece, would keep it in place on our bed).
Feel free to contact me if you work for Brookstone. I can buy some fleece yardage and dig the sewing machine out of the attic. I'm sure I could whip up a prototype in a weekend.
Comments
You wouldn't wear one outside with your ugg boots - would you?
Paola
Hey, I said "might." :P
And Mr. Massager-Robot-guy looks like a Centurion who doesn't know which way he's supposed to wear his breastplate. Perhaps he could get an embossed Slanket instead? In bronze, natch...