October 17, 2006 If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date. Share Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 15 comments
Thanks for the distraction! My cousin sent me this:
Rowan never fails to make me giggle. "Orifice" Heh.
Speaking of smushing, hope your mammogram went well.
Now, that babies movie. Oh.My.GOD.
Firstly, the opening scene of the siblings - if they were two of mine forget the biting and trying to steal something from the other, they just would have picked up those rocks and thrown them at each other's head. And probably then spat on them. Or something equally appalling. Such is the behaviour of my offspring at the moment.
And THEN - those babies! That Japanese baby getting tied up in a bundle, on the back of a motorbike, drinking that muddy water on the road, the goat (or yak or gazelle or whatever the fuck that big hairy animal WITH HORNS was) drinking the bath water. My uterus is ACHING.
Today, Jasper wanted to watch this photo montage thingy I made for his second birthday. Well, did I stand in the kitchen watching it from afar and simply CRY.LIKE.A.BABY? OH yes I did, big heaving snotty sobs for the babies they once were and the road ahead.
Yeah, I've got my period. Shut up.