Let's take a little walk through the Urban Dictionary, shall we?
I puffy-heart love the Urban Dictionary.
Of course, I can't walk around dropping Urban Dictionary bombs, as it were, or my children would die of embarrassment. But, as I lay here with my throat burning with PAIN, I can amuse myself with some of the definitions which I have cut and pasted and made into photos on my flickr photostream cause that's HOW I ROLL. (See? Groovy already.)

My "bagside" is on the left. I carry a crossbody bag - "crossbody" being another important term I learned from a different reference site: Zappos.

The opposite of Skinny Jeans!

It's one thing when this happens in the privacy of your own home...when it happens in the office? Not good.

While I can testify to having Mall Feet, I can also vouch for another ailment: Shopper's Kvetch. SK is when you've spent too much time and money at the mall and nothing seems right anymore. Coupled with various minor physical complaints it spells the end of a shopping trip.

...Not that I would KNOW from experience...or anything.

I've known some coin wankers in my day.

And I've known some of these too...

I need to fly somewhere so I can drop that one into conversation.
Sorry Urban Dictionary contributors, my kids have been saying this one for YEARS -

Allrightallrightallrightallright - I don't wanna be wastin yo minutes...

You can also read me here today...
Of course, I can't walk around dropping Urban Dictionary bombs, as it were, or my children would die of embarrassment. But, as I lay here with my throat burning with PAIN, I can amuse myself with some of the definitions which I have cut and pasted and made into photos on my flickr photostream cause that's HOW I ROLL. (See? Groovy already.)
My "bagside" is on the left. I carry a crossbody bag - "crossbody" being another important term I learned from a different reference site: Zappos.
The opposite of Skinny Jeans!
It's one thing when this happens in the privacy of your own home...when it happens in the office? Not good.
While I can testify to having Mall Feet, I can also vouch for another ailment: Shopper's Kvetch. SK is when you've spent too much time and money at the mall and nothing seems right anymore. Coupled with various minor physical complaints it spells the end of a shopping trip.
...Not that I would KNOW from experience...or anything.
I've known some coin wankers in my day.
And I've known some of these too...
I need to fly somewhere so I can drop that one into conversation.
Sorry Urban Dictionary contributors, my kids have been saying this one for YEARS -
Allrightallrightallrightallright - I don't wanna be wastin yo minutes...
You can also read me here today...
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My favorites are kitchenheimer's and twitterrhea! Heh
jbhat
paola
Be better!
hey, my secret word is mahint
But I can't wait to drop, "Don't be wastin' my minutes" on somebody...
"The theory of relativitea" - The false belief that inviting relatives for tea-time will ensure that they will not stay for dinner.
The feeling of dread one gets after having promised 6 children french toast, only to discover that there is only one egg in the fridge.
An aunt’s inability to stop kissing and hugging her nieces and nephews, despite the knowledge that this is not always appreciated.