Let's take a little walk through the Urban Dictionary, shall we?

I puffy-heart love the Urban Dictionary.
Of course, I can't walk around dropping Urban Dictionary bombs, as it were, or my children would die of embarrassment. But, as I lay here with my throat burning with PAIN, I can amuse myself with some of the definitions which I have cut and pasted and made into photos on my flickr photostream cause that's HOW I ROLL. (See? Groovy already.)



My "bagside" is on the left. I carry a crossbody bag - "crossbody" being another important term I learned from a different reference site: Zappos.



The opposite of Skinny Jeans!



It's one thing when this happens in the privacy of your own home...when it happens in the office? Not good.



While I can testify to having Mall Feet, I can also vouch for another ailment: Shopper's Kvetch. SK is when you've spent too much time and money at the mall and nothing seems right anymore. Coupled with various minor physical complaints it spells the end of a shopping trip.



...Not that I would KNOW from experience...or anything.



I've known some coin wankers in my day.



And I've known some of these too...



I need to fly somewhere so I can drop that one into conversation.

Sorry Urban Dictionary contributors, my kids have been saying this one for YEARS -



Allrightallrightallrightallright - I don't wanna be wastin yo minutes...




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