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Wednesday July 16th
Keynote Addresses:
Why I Agreed To This
K will explain his need to cook for an audience, outline the four cases of wine he purchased and discuss lingerie.
I Can Kick Your Ass At Rock Band
A brief address by the youngest member of the household followed by the praising and honoring of He Who Will Sleep In A Tent For The Benefit Of The Houseguests.
Too Much Estrogen
Oldest will wave to the crowd and then disappear.
I Am The Buddha And So Can You
Middle will do a silent presentation inspiring all to join him in total mellowness.
Lunch at the Diner
Shopping : details TBA but will include Anthropologie and a thrift shop.
Cocktail Hour(s)
Dinner In Tuvalu
Guest Speakers:
Susie Sunshine - witty and adorable, SS will discuss how she gets her eyebrows looking so fantastic, the length of her neck and how she manages to curse like a sailor with the voice of a siren.
Windy City Wendy - charming and warm, Wendy will dumb down her Leonardo-like crafting skills to attempt to outline the many uses of seam binding tape for her audience. Bonus session: how to thread a needle.
Poppy Buxom - with grace and beauty, Poppy will address the gathering in front of the big board where she will describe her roots and heritage and discuss her brother Henry.
Please note:
Jen Lancaster will not arrive until Friday at which time she will be speaking, at the ocean-front enclave. Jen will address the gathered with her inimitable style and grace, bestowing upon them the true secrets for growing from blog to book, explaining why cupcakes are a gift from heaven and delight us with Tales Of Fletch.
Pearls are strongly suggested for this session.
Keynote Addresses:
Why I Agreed To This
K will explain his need to cook for an audience, outline the four cases of wine he purchased and discuss lingerie.
I Can Kick Your Ass At Rock Band
A brief address by the youngest member of the household followed by the praising and honoring of He Who Will Sleep In A Tent For The Benefit Of The Houseguests.
Too Much Estrogen
Oldest will wave to the crowd and then disappear.
I Am The Buddha And So Can You
Middle will do a silent presentation inspiring all to join him in total mellowness.
Lunch at the Diner
Shopping : details TBA but will include Anthropologie and a thrift shop.
Cocktail Hour(s)
Dinner In Tuvalu
Guest Speakers:
Susie Sunshine - witty and adorable, SS will discuss how she gets her eyebrows looking so fantastic, the length of her neck and how she manages to curse like a sailor with the voice of a siren.
Windy City Wendy - charming and warm, Wendy will dumb down her Leonardo-like crafting skills to attempt to outline the many uses of seam binding tape for her audience. Bonus session: how to thread a needle.
Poppy Buxom - with grace and beauty, Poppy will address the gathering in front of the big board where she will describe her roots and heritage and discuss her brother Henry.
Please note:
Jen Lancaster will not arrive until Friday at which time she will be speaking, at the ocean-front enclave. Jen will address the gathered with her inimitable style and grace, bestowing upon them the true secrets for growing from blog to book, explaining why cupcakes are a gift from heaven and delight us with Tales Of Fletch.
Pearls are strongly suggested for this session.
Comments
(That comment deletion was me. I couldn't stand the typo I made and had to start again!)
You lucky gals.
A special thought to Oldest, Middle and Youngest.
For what concerns K, he's gonna have the BEST time of all. I sense it.
paola
;) How fun!
Also, I've dreamed up a new title for my talk. I'm calling it "Social Climbing for Dummies." Is it too late to get the printer to change the programs?
jbhat
I hope we get the daily run down. In 4-part harmony.
ErinH