what I could sell on Etsy
You know.
Angela? Over at Fluid Pudding?
Did a whole bravo Etsy post.
And I'm totally into the Etsy thing.
Really. I am.
Buying from humans rather than faceless corporations, doing something good for the world of economy, giving back - all that. I'm down with it.
And you know, if you read me, that I have THE POTENTIAL to be crafty but that I am not INNATELY CRAFTY.
But, as I support the whole Etsy concept, I believe I could have an Etsy shop of my own. What would I sell I hear you wondering...SERVICES.
1. I will clean out your closet. I will assess your wardrobe and determine which pieces you are missing and suggest places to purchase said objects whilst keeping your budget in mind. I am perfectly capable of sending you to Target or Nordstrom for the perfect white shirt or black pumps.
2. I will help you choose an automobile based on your needs and budget.
3. I can rearrange your crappe making your mantle/shelves/foyer table as picturesque as a magazine layout highlighting anything from stark minimalism to baroque schmancy multihued and textured melange.
4. I will detail your filthy vehicle.
5. I will offer advice on anything from meals to relationships.
I have provided several of these services both free of charge and for fees up till now. I think it's time I took my show on the road.
As it were.
Angela? Over at Fluid Pudding?
Did a whole bravo Etsy post.
And I'm totally into the Etsy thing.
Really. I am.
Buying from humans rather than faceless corporations, doing something good for the world of economy, giving back - all that. I'm down with it.
And you know, if you read me, that I have THE POTENTIAL to be crafty but that I am not INNATELY CRAFTY.
But, as I support the whole Etsy concept, I believe I could have an Etsy shop of my own. What would I sell I hear you wondering...SERVICES.
1. I will clean out your closet. I will assess your wardrobe and determine which pieces you are missing and suggest places to purchase said objects whilst keeping your budget in mind. I am perfectly capable of sending you to Target or Nordstrom for the perfect white shirt or black pumps.
2. I will help you choose an automobile based on your needs and budget.
3. I can rearrange your crappe making your mantle/shelves/foyer table as picturesque as a magazine layout highlighting anything from stark minimalism to baroque schmancy multihued and textured melange.
4. I will detail your filthy vehicle.
5. I will offer advice on anything from meals to relationships.
I have provided several of these services both free of charge and for fees up till now. I think it's time I took my show on the road.
As it were.
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#1 is always necessary here and #2 may become so in the coming year. though i don't know that grad student with no money is exactly the best customer for either service....
blogger ate it...
it was boring anyway
And you know how I'll pay you, don't you, darling?
I think you should also add that you're an excellent gift-picker-outer.
This is genius.
Let me know when your Etsy shop opens!