minor injuries
Foil cutter. Broken some time last week.
Curtain rod. Slipped off hardware sometime in October.
Lampshade. Melted during the winter of 2004.
Faucet. Cold water tap valve disintegrated in September. Hot water handle cracked and glued in August.
Fourth stair rail down. Not attached since 1994.
Furnace. High pressure since last night.
Lamp. Ring connecting shade to base missing since 2006.
Paper towel holder. Missing screw since 2002.
K's right hand. Splinter. 10 am.
Comments
Frog pond pump, carport supports, stone flaggings, front door clearance, front door bell, shower curtain rail, final wooden step, one window sill, the atrium skylight, one entire wall of the basement,
All of these items are requiring a carpenter - home handyman/woman and several days of time.
I prefer your visual catalogue as it shows that some things we really can live with just the way they are.
And I bet the splinter caused more distress than all the other stuff put together.