what's your crime
Inspired by Alice, who was inspired by Jane magazine...
using brand name detergent
not washing my face before bed
not knowing who Donnie Darko IS
shutting down my iChat when I see a particular person come online
salt
owning too many bags and yet still wanting more
speaking too loudly on the phone
being an awful parker, I don't know when I lost my parking skills
wearing comfortable shoes
constantly saying I KNOW during conversations
whining when not well
not exercising
drunken drafting
not reading
second guessing my gut
being completely intolerant of tiny things
not drinking water
using brand name detergent
not washing my face before bed
not knowing who Donnie Darko IS
shutting down my iChat when I see a particular person come online
salt
owning too many bags and yet still wanting more
speaking too loudly on the phone
being an awful parker, I don't know when I lost my parking skills
wearing comfortable shoes
constantly saying I KNOW during conversations
whining when not well
not exercising
drunken drafting
not reading
second guessing my gut
being completely intolerant of tiny things
not drinking water
Comments
Wait..you go to chat rooms?!
What do you chat about?
And that parking thing. It's not you. It's the car. Some cars are impossible to park. They have one now that parks for you. I am not kidding.
Why am I making these choppy little sentences.
are we being gyped out of actual drunken posts?
I drink enough water for both of us, so cross that off your list.
Who IS Donny Darko? Isn't that a movie?
as for Donnie Darko, ask Oldest, he'll know, he may even own the movie...