sometimes

I forget how old Youngest is, because he's Youngest and I always think he's young(er).

I dial K's old office number.

I give one of my kid's birthdates for my own when talking to a customer service person.

I screen my calls.

I don't realize that the IP address I'm staring at in my stats is mine.

I forget the sequence of my extended family's April birthdays -
but I know today was my dad's.