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The Scene: bb and her mother are watching Entertainment Tonight.

bb: ack. look at that Mary Hart. what is up with HER?

mom: she's gotta be old...

bb: she can't be that old. how old can she be? I mean she's not as old as Kitty Carlisle Hart.

mom: oh, well, no one's as old as Kitty Carlisle Hart.

bb: (nodding in agreement)except Mrs. Astor!

mom: sure, sure...(together with bb) There's no one in the world older than Mrs. Astor.

bb: god bless her... but what's the going on with THAT BLOUSE?

Comments

Anonymous said…
Mary Hart was born in November of 1950 which makes her 56?

Now I have to go google who Mrs.Astor is ;)
9:45 AM
Caterina said…
I must admit I had NO IDEA who Kitty Carlisle Hart was, so I googled her. D'oh!
10:04 AM
Poppy B. said…
Last September I saw Kitty Carlisle Hart sing at a charity fashion show. The next morning I told my son I saw the woman who sang "Alone" in The Night at the Opera. He found it really hard to believe. I don't blame him!
4:18 PM
tut-tut said…
Is Kitty still with us?
6:16 PM
Anonymous said…
ET is my total secret, guilty pleasure. Don't watch as often as I used to, but did tune in last night. I had the EXACT same thoughts. The blouse was awful and SO shiny. She is what they call in the industry "a veteran".
6:59 PM
Anonymous said…
http://tafkac.org/faq2k/television_307.html

Mary Hart causes epilepsy.

It's in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Scary.
7:27 PM
ocbp said…
hart and astor were separated at birth...Moss told me before he died
9:15 PM
Anonymous said…
I want to live as well, and as long as Kitty Carlisle - and to still be doing cabaret shows at 95? Steer me to her fountain of youth!

As for Mary's shiny, ruffle-y blouse - oh my. Before that appearance I still believed she was no more than 40. Mary... you are looking good.

Ann
11:16 PM
Joke said…
DAMN YOU POPPY. Now I have that song stuck in my brain.

That just lost you all the ground you had gained, dowry-wise.

-J.
12:23 AM
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