pilgrims

Middle and I are watching All My Children.
Kendall's baby, Spike, is inexplicably dressed as a pilgrim.
Kendall is wearing a black, backless, dress of tight fitting lace.

Middle: Look. I think that baby has pilgrim shoes on...
bb: And his mother is dressed as a pilgrim too -
Middle: So...the pilgrims...were, um...
bb: Whores. Yes.

Comments

Anonymous said…
ahahaha!
10:26 PM
Anonymous said…
um, kendall named her baby "spike?" Do we know who Spike's daddy is? I haven't watched it in years--but I caught about five minutes today--what is going on with their production stuff? The lighting or video looks strange.

And you need to post a meme. I need something new to poach.
10:50 PM
Anonymous said…
I want to live in a soap opera eventually.

I want to be Hope Brady before Stafano started kidnapping everyone - back when she was a cute innkeeper's daughter dating that crazy-assed tennis instructor on a motorbike named Bo.
12:23 AM
Unknown said…
Kendall is a complete mystery to me. She dresses in evening wear every single day. She never gained an ounce during her 'pregnancy'. She is as flat now as she was pre-Spike.

Spike was born this summer and has already suffered from SORAS (soap opera rapid aging syndrome). He looked to be around 10 months old in the weird pilgrim outfit.

She is definately a ho.
1:22 AM
Bec said…
Maybe she was magically impregnated by Spike the vampire from Buffy... that would explain a lot.

You should possibly call the baby Spike Junior.
5:58 AM
Badger said…
What a heartwarming family holiday moment that must have been.

The last time I watched AMC, Sarah Michelle Gellar played the part of Kendall. So I guess the Spike thing is appropriate.
9:27 AM
Joke said…
"Why, Jedediah, thy buggy hath a bitchin' paint job."

-J.
9:38 AM
Anonymous said…
so plimouth plantation has it all wrong?!??!?!
10:05 AM
Anonymous said…
I will never look at pilgrims quite the same way again...
10:55 AM
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