mini wine review 2
Last night's wine was Happy Camper California Chardonnay.
Isn't it cute?
What?
It's blurry?
Shut up - I WAS DRINKING.
The Happy Camper label says:
You all look like happy campers to me.
Happy campers you are,
happy campers you have been, as far
as I am concerned, happy campers you will
always be.
So.
My first problem is: I don't like my wine to take on a conversational tone with me.
I like my wine to put up and shut up.
And Happy Camper really didn't do either.
Again with the cute top though,
Campers, hikers, kayaks, tents...cute.
Sadly, for me, camping is not a good thing...
and Campers?
Better be these.
2 1/5 points - cute label.
Isn't it cute?
What?
It's blurry?
Shut up - I WAS DRINKING.
The Happy Camper label says:
You all look like happy campers to me.
Happy campers you are,
happy campers you have been, as far
as I am concerned, happy campers you will
always be.
So.
My first problem is: I don't like my wine to take on a conversational tone with me.
I like my wine to put up and shut up.
And Happy Camper really didn't do either.
Again with the cute top though,
Campers, hikers, kayaks, tents...cute.
Sadly, for me, camping is not a good thing...
and Campers?
Better be these.
2 1/5 points - cute label.
Comments
Hope tonight's bottle scores higher.
The shoes are cute too.
-J.
Wine without much flavor?
Maybe you should try spending more than TEN DOLLARS ON THE BOTTLE.
I'm just sayin'.
Although apparently the box wine from Target is pretty tasty. So many things wrong with that sentence, but who knows?...
b
Is it weird that I absolutely love Camper shoes yet do not own a single pair? The problem is that I'm not sure how they fit, so I don't want to shell out lots of money on-line to order them, only to find they pinch me, and no place around here sells them so I could try them on. Harumph.