it was like an Oprah moment

Except I really don't watch Oprah anymore.
How can I with Ellen on opposite her?
While Oprah's all tell us about how he victimized you for years on end...
Ellen is dancing in the aisles.
I defy you to be miserable watching Ellen. Go ahead. Try.
Anyway - it was more like an Oprah moment because Ellen doesn't ever talk about bras.
But I distinctly remember an episode of Oprah about wearing the wrong sized bra and I knew I was guilty, and yesterday I went off to Nordstrom because they were having a 'fit event' with the Chantelle bra people and I wanted a fitting.
And, let me just say: I walked in and told the adorable, young, thin, Chantelle bra lady that I did not want any foam in my cups and that they had to be seamless.
And I held my breath and let her measure me.
And she was amazing.

Joke, you might want to click away now.............

First of all, I am not a 34C - oh no! I am a 32D! Which I think sounds skinnier, and yet fuller busted! (shut up, fuller busted is not a lyric or a video game)
And, while she did find me the most perfect bra in the world, which, somehow, also makes my breasts look younger, she also convinced me on the molded cup - which I vehemently swore (at Victoria's Secret) I would never wear.
She sold the molded cup on the basis of invisibility in a tee shirt, which: whatever -
but it also seems much more supportive.
And she taught me all the tricks to fitting properly.
And she gave me a free umbrella.

32!
How often do you find out that you are smaller anywhere?
Never.



And it's not even an old battle-axe looking bra.
But I wonder where I'm going to get those little belts, for around my neck?
Cause those look good too.