Blackbird's mini wine review #4

Remember the rules?
Under $10, and a nice label...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

este2

Tonight's wine = Este.
Este who?
Estee Lauder?
Naaahhhh.

heh heh.
we are so effin funny.

anyway

the wine

K says: Slightly less medicinal than Fin.

bb says: Medicinal? I didn't even notice that Fin was medicinal...how much is this one?

K says: Eight ninety nine.

bb says: Nice ta meetcha!

K: And yet, it's missing something...

bb: What? You mean it is unable to wash the bitterness of life from your mouth?

K: Yeah. That's what its problem is.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Is it just me or does the label look like a picture of a pregnant horse?

I don't think I could drink pregnant horse wine no matter the price.

este truth.
6:20 PM
Anonymous said…
Well, I can't top that. Sink me.
6:42 PM
sara said…
I can't even think of a suitable comment, I'm laughing too hard.
6:50 PM
Anonymous said…
The picture on the label disturbs me, too. From the little compass symbol on the label, it looks like Este means East in some language I don't know. But what does a pregnant horse have to do with East?
8:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Why doesn't the pregnant horse have any legs? There's room for a tail, but no tail.

I'll move on now.
8:03 PM
Badger said…
You're so cute when you're drunk.
10:50 PM
kt said…
Ok, so the name of this vino is

"This"?

How utterly creative. They might as well have a blank, white label with a bar code on it.
11:51 PM
Suse said…
What the hell kind of animal IS that?

Disturbing.
5:45 AM
Anonymous said…
Gees, I got out my magnifying glass for this, and that makes me grouchy as then I feel Old...and well, that darn critter looks like a cave drawing of the 'one that didn't get away'. So I guess you are supposed to serve bloated sheep with your Este?

Ew.
9:09 AM
Tongue in Cheek Antiques said…
the label is pretty cool; i like how the head extends over the line.
2:05 AM
Lauri said…
I agree about the cool label!

Cool Label=Better Wine (at any price)

And ROFL at your conversation!
4:08 PM
Kirsten said…
The compass under the preggo horse leads me to think ... I bet the name of this wine is the reason that everyone wanted to Go West, Young Man!
10:46 PM
Jess said…
Personally, I only drink wine that washes away the bitterness of life.

The label looks like a cave painting, like Lascaux or someplace like that. Fat animals, short legs.
5:44 PM
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