halloween at high school
The scene: bb and Middle arrive, in the Volvo, at school. This morning.
bb: gah...do you see those girls? what are they supposed to be? hookers?
Middle: yeah, I dunno.
bb: oh! are those girls being football players? (the girls are wearing Tuvalu team jerseys)
Middle: no, if you are dating a football player you wear his 'away' jersey.
bb: oh.
bb: hey look! a french maid just got off that school bus! I'm telling the security guard!
HEY! A FRENCH MAID! (shouting excitedly now)
AND LOOK! THERE'S NEO, FROM THE MATRIX!
Middle (donning his dark glasses): yeah. no. thanks mom. that kid looks like that every day.
bb: shutting up now.
bb: gah...do you see those girls? what are they supposed to be? hookers?
Middle: yeah, I dunno.
bb: oh! are those girls being football players? (the girls are wearing Tuvalu team jerseys)
Middle: no, if you are dating a football player you wear his 'away' jersey.
bb: oh.
bb: hey look! a french maid just got off that school bus! I'm telling the security guard!
HEY! A FRENCH MAID! (shouting excitedly now)
AND LOOK! THERE'S NEO, FROM THE MATRIX!
Middle (donning his dark glasses): yeah. no. thanks mom. that kid looks like that every day.
bb: shutting up now.
Comments
something tells me halloween has nothing to do with it.
will homeschooling for high school be difficult, you think?