two food notes
I've lost my chicken cutlets.
Yes.
YOU HEARD ME.
I purchased a package of 'air chilled' organic chicken cutlets (they may have been labeled filets, or tenders, I don't remember) the day before yesterday.
I can see my hand lifting them from the case, examining how many were in the pack and choosing where in the cart to put them (I don't want any chicken juice dripping on my Ito En Green Tea as I drink it directly from the bottle).
I CAN SEE ALL OF THIS.
I can see me putting them on the conveyer.
I can see me paying $131.50 (I threw out the receipt THANKYOUVERYMUCH).
And, further to that, I can see me putting them in my mammoth refrigerator.
BUT THEY ARE GONE, PEOPLE.
AND NOW WE WILL HAVE TO HAVE WHATEVER WE CAN HUNT AND GATHER FOR DINNER.
AND I HAVE INVITED MY MOTHER AS A WARM UP FOR NEXT WEEK'S SURVIVOR THURSDAY WHICH:NO I AM NOT DISCUSSING THE WHOLE 'BASED ON ETHNICITY THING.'
okay.
And also -
this is inane, yes?
See?
I get this salt newsletter every month.
And that's not even the silly part.
The silly part is THAT WE ALREADY HAVE HIMALAYAN PINK SALT.
And yes, it is Jurassic.
It's FREAKIN JURASSIC.
Yes.
YOU HEARD ME.
I purchased a package of 'air chilled' organic chicken cutlets (they may have been labeled filets, or tenders, I don't remember) the day before yesterday.
I can see my hand lifting them from the case, examining how many were in the pack and choosing where in the cart to put them (I don't want any chicken juice dripping on my Ito En Green Tea as I drink it directly from the bottle).
I CAN SEE ALL OF THIS.
I can see me putting them on the conveyer.
I can see me paying $131.50 (I threw out the receipt THANKYOUVERYMUCH).
And, further to that, I can see me putting them in my mammoth refrigerator.
BUT THEY ARE GONE, PEOPLE.
AND NOW WE WILL HAVE TO HAVE WHATEVER WE CAN HUNT AND GATHER FOR DINNER.
AND I HAVE INVITED MY MOTHER AS A WARM UP FOR NEXT WEEK'S SURVIVOR THURSDAY WHICH:NO I AM NOT DISCUSSING THE WHOLE 'BASED ON ETHNICITY THING.'
okay.
And also -
this is inane, yes?
See?
I get this salt newsletter every month.
And that's not even the silly part.
The silly part is THAT WE ALREADY HAVE HIMALAYAN PINK SALT.
And yes, it is Jurassic.
It's FREAKIN JURASSIC.
Comments
The salt thing silly? Maybe. But the real question is, is it good?
Maybe the chicken crossed the road...?
Do you think it had something to do with the drunken luncheon?
Do tell us what you hunt&gathered for dinner.
So, really, all that was missing was the chicken.
(and I had my Mom and K look in the car and the fridge - NO CHICKEN).
Oh, and I have that microplane thingie so now I just need the salt! Because how fun would that be? I seriously LOVE the idea of having to shave off bits of salt. I would shave them right into my mouth.
And are you sure the chickens were dead?
(and the salt newsletter? it may not be THE silly part, but it certainly is A silly part)
hopefully you will see the missing chicken before you smell the missing chicken
-J.
Love this post.
I have never seen that salt.
And i think I iwll be watching Survivor this season-I took a season off last year.
I'd just been reading Redneck Mommy, who has beein invited to be a bridesmaid in a dress too big for her boobs (http://redneckmommy.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-romantic-fantasiesbiting-me-on-ass.html).
So what does she call the soft inserts that will fill out the dress, hmm?
So when you said you'd lost your chicken cutlets, I immediately assumed wardrobe malfunction...
but really... what IS pink salt??
like this blackbird!
I have so done that with the chicken though. Not chicken, but other items. Typically I leave them by the bagging area in the store and refuse to get all embarrassed by going back, but that isn't the case here. Hmmm... Freezer as they weren't happy only being slightly chilled?
I once lost a package of fish in my car.
NOT NICE!