jeopardy
The scene: the living room. Blackbird and her mother are watching Jeopardy as dinner cooks.
Alex Trebec (introducing the first contestant): Is it true that while your university did not require you to write a thesis to graduate, you chose to and did so anyway?
First Contestant: Yes, that's right, Alex. A thesis was not required by my university for my undergraduate degree, but I decided to write one so that I could graduate with honors.
Blackbird: Hey! I did that! That's all I have to say when I'm on Jeopardy?
Blackbird's Mother: First you have to get on the show honey.
Alex Trebec (introducing the first contestant): Is it true that while your university did not require you to write a thesis to graduate, you chose to and did so anyway?
First Contestant: Yes, that's right, Alex. A thesis was not required by my university for my undergraduate degree, but I decided to write one so that I could graduate with honors.
Blackbird: Hey! I did that! That's all I have to say when I'm on Jeopardy?
Blackbird's Mother: First you have to get on the show honey.
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or that you take wonderful fun pictures in Japanese stores...
I know! Your scooter!
Ask me how I know.