oil of olay

Apple has announced, during a keynote address eagerly watched by several Tuvalans, that they have invented a Time Machine, to which I heartily say: whew!
I mean, enough with the moisturizers!
Do I need anti-aging?
What about my T-zone?
Why do some of them seem to have glitter in them?

I really am hoping that next year Apple can do something about my thighs.