how not to embarrass your 15 year old at Starbucks
1. Wear a black tee shirt and brown cord skirt.
2. Don't talk too much.
3. Slip him some cash as you walk in so that it looks like he's buying his own frappucino.
4. Keep not talking much.
5. Stand there quietly in your tee shirt and skirt when his classmate and her
inappropriately dressed, cosmetically enhanced, bosom displaying mother arrive.
2. Don't talk too much.
3. Slip him some cash as you walk in so that it looks like he's buying his own frappucino.
4. Keep not talking much.
5. Stand there quietly in your tee shirt and skirt when his classmate and her
inappropriately dressed, cosmetically enhanced, bosom displaying mother arrive.
Comments
The other? Udder chaos. She Should Know Better.
We have a neighbor like that. Always with the cleavage and poured-into lower half shorts or short skirts. I scurry into the house when I hear their interior garage door slam. Because, Honestly? It's embarrasing!
What d'you mean they'll expect me to behave?!
I do this to my kids all the time, whispering under my breath, "It could be worse. SHE could be your mother."
Right now, the boy child is oblivious. But the girl child is beginning to catch on to how lucky she is to have a mother who not only won't let HER wear belly shirts, but who doesn't wear them herself.
Or that's what I tell myself, anyway.
My chickens finally posted. Better nate than lever.
-J.
You were very restrained. Congratulations.
Example: "Dude, we have to stop at the dry cleaners before they close.".
Oh, and I for one would like to see a picture of you in the outfit.