sunday meme

You are cordially invited to borrow this meme of queer questions for the queasy and quaint.
I lifted it from stuff and junk.

• What is your salad dressing of choice? I like that ginger peanut butter stuff at the Japanese restaurant - barring that, fresh lemon with olive oil.

• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Macdonalds, sorry to say...though we are about to do a road trip and I've been told we MUST visit a Crackerbarrel.

• What is your favorite sit down restaurant? I'm thinking that little french place down the road.

• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15 - 20%.

• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pasta.

• Name three foods you detest above all others. Eel, liver, silken tofu chocolate mousse.

• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Soup dumplings.

• What are your pizza toppings of choice? I like garbage pie sans anchovies.

• What do you like to put on your toast? Sweet butter and black cherry preserves.

• What is your favorite type of gum? Trident blue.

• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have really nice ears.

• Are you right handed or left handed? Lefty.

• Do you like your smile? No.

• Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My kids.

• Would you like to? I don't think so.

• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Sight. I see everything. All the time.

• When was the last time you had a cavity? Two years ago.

• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Wouldn't I love to say 'my luggage.'

• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? You mean by an anesthesiologist? Yes.

• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No.

• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Oh, the possibilities are endless...

• How do you express your artistic side? I arrange the stuff in our house. I blog.

• What color do you think you look best in? Black

• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Six months.

• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? No.

• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? um, no. FREAK.

• How often do you go to church? Every sunday from September through May.

• Have you ever saved someone’s life? Not that I’m aware of.

• Has someone ever saved yours? Not that I'm aware of.

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? I might. Definitely for $250,000.

• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yes.

• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I might.

• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No.

• Would you never blog again for $50,000? That's just silly.

• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yep.

• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No.

• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No. Fucking. Way.

• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? You BETCHA.

• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yep.


lazy cow said…
That is one wierd meme. I wouldn't do it if you paid me $100 :-)
Badger said…
I've had a copy of this sitting in my drafts folder for a couple of days. I suppose I will post it today. Considering it's Meme Sunday and all.
weirdbunny said…
YOur so funny!! And your talking about me doing my gardening in my bikini. You forget honey I live in a run down small holding in the middle of no where, so no one going to see my fat belly ! Yet your preperaed to run down the street in the nude!! The question is would you need a bottle of whiskey first? We always used to play this sort of thing when bored at work. You know just how much money would you sleep with the boss for etc...
Jennifer said…
haha I like this one. I'll get to it when I have time.
MsCellania said…
I KNEW you were a lefty! I just knew it. My favorite folk have always been lefties.
This is a fun one.
puerileuwaite said…
I like (most of) your answers, BB. Being the lemming that I am, I will have to try this one (my first meme!).
Deb R said…
I like this one! I think I'll post my answers to this one at some point - probably next weekend.
Unknown said…
Well, as you saw, I couldn't resist the lure of an interesting meme. It was fun to think about my answers! Thanks for sharing and for dropping by.
Lynne@Oberon said…
Hee hee .. good comment Lazy Cow! Such odd memes these days, but this one is funny.
I would pay someone $25,000 to take the tv out of our house for a year. Umm, actually better make that $25.
Joke said…
I'm up!

Anonymous said…
That's a funny you mean that orange-ish dressing they put on iceberg lettuce? I like that stuff, too.
--erica said…
this one gets ya thinking doesn't it?
Sarah e.Smith said…
This is an interesting meme and your answers are great...i love your anwser for 'have you ever had anythign removed from your body'...i may just have to use this one :) Cheers!