sunday meme

You are cordially invited to borrow this meme of queer questions for the queasy and quaint.
I lifted it from stuff and junk.

GRUB-OLOGY
• What is your salad dressing of choice? I like that ginger peanut butter stuff at the Japanese restaurant - barring that, fresh lemon with olive oil.

• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Macdonalds, sorry to say...though we are about to do a road trip and I've been told we MUST visit a Crackerbarrel.

• What is your favorite sit down restaurant? I'm thinking that little french place down the road.

• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15 - 20%.

• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pasta.

• Name three foods you detest above all others. Eel, liver, silken tofu chocolate mousse.

• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Soup dumplings.

• What are your pizza toppings of choice? I like garbage pie sans anchovies.

• What do you like to put on your toast? Sweet butter and black cherry preserves.

• What is your favorite type of gum? Trident blue.

BI-OLOGY
• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have really nice ears.

• Are you right handed or left handed? Lefty.

• Do you like your smile? No.

• Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My kids.

• Would you like to? I don't think so.

• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Sight. I see everything. All the time.

• When was the last time you had a cavity? Two years ago.

• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Wouldn't I love to say 'my luggage.'

• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? You mean by an anesthesiologist? Yes.

MISC-OLOGY
• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No.

• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Oh, the possibilities are endless...

• How do you express your artistic side? I arrange the stuff in our house. I blog.

• What color do you think you look best in? Black

• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Six months.

• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? No.

• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? um, no. FREAK.

• How often do you go to church? Every sunday from September through May.

• Have you ever saved someone’s life? Not that I’m aware of.

• Has someone ever saved yours? Not that I'm aware of.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? I might. Definitely for $250,000.

• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yes.

• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? I might.

• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No.

• Would you never blog again for $50,000? That's just silly.

• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yep.

• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No.

• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No. Fucking. Way.

• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? You BETCHA.

• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yep.