at least his friends are nice

Hey, come down here! you have to listen to this.
I shut off the iron and go to Middle's room.
I hear Ave Maria playing on his television...
I didn't realize that it's in the opening credits of my new video game, he says.
Oh. the game you bought in the mall on sunday? I ask.
Yeah - says he.
The game where you shoot people? I enquire, knowing full well that I can no longer filter the games he plays/watches/kills people in.
What game is it? I foolishly stumble onward...
Hit man
.
Oh. So. They PAY you to shoot people...I am feeling a little weak in the knees now.
Yeah, he says with subtle delight...except I don't always actually shoot them, sometimes I can poison them! Listen, I gotta get back to it...I gotta kill a groom and the father of the bride...

Right.

Comments

Martina said…
As I always tell myself...It is not real...It is not real... Argg
Angela said…
Johann would be turning over in his grave if he knew about this. (And, of course, if Middle saw him turn over, he would be So Dead!)
JustRun said…
wow. not having kids, i'm so sheltered from this stuff. i can't believe someone actually thinks of this stuff.
BabelBabe said…
see, and i thought it would get EASIER as they got older....sigh.
Anonymous said…
Charming.

Yeah. I won't let the boy have "M" rated games, much to his annoyance. But the "T" rated games push the envelope pretty good. Nothing but shooting.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Mario.
puerileuwaite said…
Where is Norman Rockwell when an appropriate painting scene presents itself?
islaygirl said…
hey, bright side -- he RECOGNIZED Ave Maria.

baby steps. baby steps.
Anonymous said…
Gaaa. That stuff used to turn my stomach. I'm so glad we're done with the killing-games phase.
Betsy said…
so, our 30 minute limit per day on the PS2 isn't going to last long?
Sarah Louise said…
Yes, the recognizing of Ave Maria definately gets points.
EveMaryBD said…
My 3yr old ran into the bedroom at 6.30am announcing "Hey Mam - Im Buzz LightYear" (okay so far..) then he says "Your Zurg...blow my head off!" (okay now I am awake!!!)
weirdbunny said…
My son has the simpsons hit and run, it's certificate age is 7, but you can run people over when your driving and they bounce all over the place across the road. My son loves doing this. When I first saw him play it, I said there must be a mistake we've bought an 18 in error, but now its for age 7 and above!!
MsCellania said…
Please tell us No More.
I want to live in my own fantasy world of When They Get Older.
Where I picture sports, musical instruments and still controlling the video stuff.
Let me live in my dream world a wee bit longer.
Anonymous said…
lol. um, it can focus all his violent energies into a constrained pre-assigned box? On the upside if it were the Norman rockwell times, he's probably be killing live animals.
Joke said…
Ah, something to look forward to with my two lads...

-J.