I want to see gymnastics. I love watching gymnastics.
I don't want to see the French gymnast shatter his leg on the vault.
Cycling! Such excitement.
Crashing! Such anxiety.
Katie Ledecky. A brilliant swimmer.
But where are her eyebrows?
Synchronized swimming! I adore it.
Did you know someone ripped me a new one in the comments when I wrote about synchronized swimming during the last Olympics?
Imaginative commercials, I want to see them.
The SAME four commercials for two weeks. Not so much.
ARCHERY. I'm in love with the women's archery teams from Mexico and Korea.
Wouldn't it be nice if they were on during primetime?
Michael Phelps. An amazing athlete.
Big round cupping splotches. Not so much.
I like to fantasize...what sport would I compete in? (I am the polar opposite of athletic.)