The scene: dinner at the bird's. bb has not been present for many family meals of late.
bb: look! that little roll of fat around my middle is smaller!
K: you haven't been eating.
bb: I have! It's just that I only eat things I like.
Youngest: it's malnutrition.
bb: it's not malnutrition, it's the lack of wine. I haven't had wine in a month.
Youngest: that's malnutrition in our house!