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Beyonce and J look pretty good - even with a schmatta on her head.
Kanye in tails. I just spit my drink.
Rihanna. Uh, I don't know.
You know, Anna, it's hard to dress for these things when one is over 50.
Cara? OH FUCKING PLEASE.
That black couple? Need an iron.
Kate Bosworth, so boring, yet so...could USE SOME UNDERWEAR.
A bad night for Lupita.
Disappointed in Anne, but I often am. She just hired a new stylist.
I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE BECKHAMS. THEY CANNOT PUT A FOOT WRONG.
Blake Lively looks ridiculous.
Johnny's a jerk, Amber looks fine.
Mary-Kate no, Ashley yes.
Tom Brady's bow tie is too big.
I love Vera Wang but she may be batshit crazy.
I have never and will never like anything Sarah Jessica wears. And she'd frightening in real life. I know for a fact.
I might like Kristen Wiig's dress best.
Kristen Stewart should be shot from a cannon.
Maggie needs more tape.
Frank Ocean? A-okay.
Kirsten Dunst looks like she had a mishap whilst ironing.
Shailene Woodley is wearing what my mother would call A little something for everyone.
Can Lena wear more eyeliner?
That's the best outfit I've ever seen on Chloe Sevigny - and the worst expression.
Rashida and Tory look like two bad bridesmaids.
Marion Cotillard is fascinating.
Ew. Amanda Peet.
Imogen Poots, eh?
Elizabeth Nipple Olsen couldn't have worn something from The Row?
Geez, Prada stuff is from another planet.
Katie Holmes starring in Zorro.
Rita Ora, so damn, um, strappy?
Lauren Bush's real name is Lauren Lauren. That's all you need to know.
Lake Bell looks great.
The Harris Burkas...what? wait? WHAT?
OOOOoohh, Felicity Jones!
Sandra Lee is wearing an old Disney costume!
Maggie Q? A+.
Maggie Q? A+.