If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

The Scene: bb and K are exiting the supermarket. A new store has opened and is advertising a kickboxing club.

bb: you know, maybe you should consider joining the kickboxing club.

K: I've joined the archery club.

bb:...

K: I'm trying to be social, even if it means shooting a stick through someone's heart.

bb:...