If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

The Scene: dinner at the nest.  All five of us are around the table, eating burgers. It is six degrees out.

Middle: I just thought of something.

Youngest: Your Spirit Animal?

bb: ...

Middle: No. You know my Spirit Animal, it's Winona Ryder in Alien Resurrection.

Everyone continues to eat, unfazed.