The scene: bb and K have taken up residence on the couch and have spent the day watching cooking shows. It is evening and they have had wine.
The television: the kale is gently sauteed and then we put the roasted fingerling potatoes on top of it. Finally we top that with the roasted portobello mushroom with chimichuri sauce which tastes exactly like a perfectly grilled steak!
bb and K (in unison): the HELL it does...what a crock of shit...I KNEW they were going to say that.
The channel is changed.