I promise to have a recap of the amazing/fabulous/luxurious/extravagant soiree we attended in Chicago soon.
In the meantime...
Youngest and I spotted a pair of prescription sunglasses accidentally abandoned on the train and brought them to Lost and Found.
And what to our wondering eyes did appear?
The happiest and nicest man in all the land and, if you look closely:
hundreds of cell phones
a thousand charging cables
ten violins, at least
several luxury handbags
a rather large holographic painting of Jesus
a thousand sets of car keys
and hundreds of pairs of eyeglasses
We asked him all kinds of questions. They keep things for about four months. He disappeared for a second and then came back disappointed. He had wanted to show us THE PROSTHETIC LEG.
Someone had moved it.