it's pretty damn hot

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Now we park the Jeep in the shade.

There's nothing to do but sit in the air conditioning and look at magazines.


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Of course this weather makes me think of fur eyeglasses. OF COURSE IT DOES.


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Her pants are so tight she cannot sit. I'm TELLING YOU.


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I'm always looking at eye pencils. It's true. Forever searching for the perfect eye pencil.


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Sort of neat in a photo...but what about IRL?


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Have I ever mentioned my feelings about Corteney Cox? No? MIXED.


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In love. The End.


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This coat has fake arms. I must research to find out if one can use the arms if one wishes to.

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This is a terrible photo of a fabulous Rick Owens outfit. I would like to own every single thing he makes.


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Huh. Suspenders on my panties. I had not thought of that and my panties do sometimes feel a little loose.  As it were.


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I really must apologize for the quality of these pictures. I was laughing.


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Whew. Most things are better with stripes. Mostly.

Fruit.
Beer.
Icy cold wine.

My new diet.

Comments

Crazy Mom Tats! said…
You left out homemade ice cream.

Or ice cream from the Mister Softee truck.

I am glad for air conditioning!
dan renzi said…
Zebras are MUCH better with the stripes.
kmkat said…
Heat wave has broken here this morning. Coolness (relative) should reach you in a couple-three days.
Anonymous said…
I am also searching for a good eye pencil. I have purchased three in the last week or so. The best one, Maybelline line stylist. The other two are also by Maybelline, and horrid. I am bothered that already, the writing is quickly disappearing off the line stylist, and I will go through the whole unsatisfying search, buying multiple horrid ones, over and over again, because I have no memory for such things.
ErinH
Paola said…
122°F

I'm hoping the heat wave won't make it across the ocean ... that's selfish of me, I know.
tut-tut said…
Courtney Cox? Are you sure?
My sister would be a ringer for Courtney if she were healthy. She has the clear blue eyes, pale skin and dark hair.
Those suspenders are perfectly dreadful.