If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

The Scene: bb and K have a cheese and sausage platter before them.
Wine has been poured.
The television is being consulted.

bb: what's that you've clicked on to there?

K: it's the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models show!

bb: yeah, I'm not sitting here, eating cheese, watching that.