May 9, 2013

crazy, strange, hellish

I'm not going to get into it.
Work related.
I'll just say that I seem to be googling The Rip Off Report with some frequency.
But then I had this IM Chat with Middle:


HIM: i accidentally stumbled onto a vegan subreddit without realizing it last night... i don't even know     where to begin

ME: try to start
was it recipes
?

HIM: no

ME: ranting against meat eaters?

HIM: it was just everyone arguing and ranting about being vegans

ME: you know what I think most vegans need?
(and I'm not making any friends here)

HIM: a steak?

ME: a goddamn steak
I knew a vegan who ended up at the doctor for something and HE told her to eat a goddamn steak

HIM: do you know how to find a vegan?

ME: no

HIM: don't worry, they'll let you know.




--And then I felt better.

6 comments:

L.P. said...

Glad you're feeling better.

For me it's the ones on a Raw Diet, or else the Paleo people. Don't even get me started.

Anonymous said...

You know what Vegan Zombies eat? Graaains!

Crazy Mom Tats! said...

I like little animals.

They taste goooood....

Paola said...

Love your IMs with your men.

Anonymous said...

lol funny. but sometimes I'm tempted. there.

jbhat

kim at allconsuming said...

How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM!

bwahahahahahaha