I'll just say that I seem to be googling The Rip Off Report with some frequency.
But then I had this IM Chat with Middle:
HIM: i accidentally stumbled onto a vegan subreddit without realizing it last night... i don't even know where to begin
ME: try to start
was it recipes
ME: ranting against meat eaters?
HIM: it was just everyone arguing and ranting about being vegans
ME: you know what I think most vegans need?
(and I'm not making any friends here)
HIM: a steak?
ME: a goddamn steak
I knew a vegan who ended up at the doctor for something and HE told her to eat a goddamn steak
HIM: do you know how to find a vegan?
HIM: don't worry, they'll let you know.
--And then I felt better.