wisdom from Satchel Paige

"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation." 



How to Keep Young

1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.

2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

4. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful.

5. Avoid running at all times.

6. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.


Comments

The Coffee Lady said…
Okay. No angry blood. Jangling. Got it.

(It let me comment! It LET ME!)
Scot said…
This is the same guy that said "How old would be if you didn't know how old you was?" I lasered that onto a mirror I hang in my bathroom. It varies from day to day.
Also, Satchel Paige didn't know when he was born so he never knew how old he was.