supplying captions for the AllSaints lookbook

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I HAVE to keep my head like this.

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Arms up? It's all about my abs. Arms down? Stupid shrunken sweater.


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 It came back from the dry cleaner like this.


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 I had the garlic knots.


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No. The jacket doesn't FIT over the sweater.


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My hair is stuck to my lip gloss.

Comments

kmkat said…
Perfect, every one. Especially the hair in the lip gloss.
Mary Duan said…
What would the men of Toast say?
BB, you have a gift for writing witty captions.
#1 "My shorts are so tight they're pulling my neck out of alignment"
Paola said…
You really nail it, every single time.
raych said…
As always, LOL.

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