of dresses and links and sad stories of socks

I have two dresses in the house to consider wearing at my office event.

This one:

which only fits me in a large (wtf?) and leaves me looking rather busty. I like it but it can only be worn to an event - I don't attend many events.

And this one:

Which I really love, and which is NOT BLACK but which I need something over - or under, or SOMETHING. And a necklace, or a scarf. Sheesh. I don't know. (Also bust enhancing.)

Did I already give you the link for this? It's a pretty neat ap-type thing.
And, speaking of time, can you do this?

Here's a McSweeney's for you.

I am all about The Black Keys right now.

This is a fascinating, if not supersaturated chart of information. Stick with it.

I have just read this to Middle, after following a link about it from here. His response: Did you read about this on Full Of Shit dot com?

We are just back from a funeral at which we heard that that our departed friend put a note in her sock to remind her husband how much she loved him in case she died before he made it to where she was.
My heart was torn just a little when I heard that.