Monday
You know how Middle and K make sausage?
They had a slogan: The Best Of The Wurst.
Unfortunately, other people have the same slogan.
Anyway, K was trying to convince me, tonight, to run away with him to...I don't know, someplace that isn't this place. He'd make sausage, he said. He'd be the sausage king, he promised.
I continue to tell K that he cannot go into: the clam shack business, the deep-fry business, the chicken wing business and stay married to me. Blech.
I bought this jacket
to wear to the office event. Don't you think I should wear it as shown?
(K, do not bother answering.)
And, speaking of underwear, don't you think this photo
would be better with just a little cropping?
I know I do.
A typical email from Youngest, who is lovinglovingloving art school.
Poor Dr. Hedgeh.
Smirk.
I've mentioned, to K, that a necklace like this might be perfect for my event outfit. He's mentioned that it looks like someone cleaned out their junk drawer and hung it all from a necklace. Buttons, he pointed out, are not jewelry.
Maybe they are, for Mrs. Froman.
They had a slogan: The Best Of The Wurst.
Unfortunately, other people have the same slogan.
Anyway, K was trying to convince me, tonight, to run away with him to...I don't know, someplace that isn't this place. He'd make sausage, he said. He'd be the sausage king, he promised.
I continue to tell K that he cannot go into: the clam shack business, the deep-fry business, the chicken wing business and stay married to me. Blech.
I bought this jacket
to wear to the office event. Don't you think I should wear it as shown?
(K, do not bother answering.)
And, speaking of underwear, don't you think this photo
would be better with just a little cropping?
I know I do.
A typical email from Youngest, who is lovinglovingloving art school.
Poor Dr. Hedgeh.
Smirk.
I've mentioned, to K, that a necklace like this might be perfect for my event outfit. He's mentioned that it looks like someone cleaned out their junk drawer and hung it all from a necklace. Buttons, he pointed out, are not jewelry.
Maybe they are, for Mrs. Froman.
Comments
And tell K that I once had to put my foot down on Mr. Pom buying a Mailbox Etc. And I'm so glad I did.
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At least Dr Hedgeh is not named C K Bigoldi, which is seen with hilarity everytime the Hotlanta phone books come out.
I have several necklaces that would work.
Meanwhile, my photographer and my web coordinator kept coming up with asinine business ideas that would get them out of the daily rut. The best of the worst: Lance McFancyPants Pants Emporium. Not to be confused with Spark McGark's Underwater Welding Corporation.
It's going to be swell.
I love the black underwear set she's wearing with your jacket.
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I like the necklace.
Wisconsin loves sausage makers--just sayin'.
You crop well. Crop Queen of the Midwest?
It could work, you know.
I feel that a good pun is it's own reword.
That waffle looks sooooooo good. Have you warned him about the freshman 15?
$138 fot PJs. Seriously? For $138 they should come with the bike.
I had a sorority sister named Mary Christmas. She seemed to enjoy it. I would not.