blackbird's two minute movie reviews

What could be better after a day of shopping, laundry and a delicious pork roast (with fennel and carrots) than a shoot-em-up?
Do people still call them that?
I don't know, there was a lot of shooting.
K got us Salt from the library and he brought me a bowl of gelato and we settled in to watch some shooting.
Let me tell you, if it's the firing of ammunition you want to see, this movie will not disappoint.
Angelina Jolie shoots all kinds of guns and other stuff too.



Plus she wears dozens of wigs and hats.



She makes some of her own weapons using Ikea furniture and cleaning supplies and a fire extinguisher - and that's just in the first 20 minutes.



Hat the first. She pairs it with an adorable camel coat and leaps onto the roofs of moving semis.

She steals hats too...and uses them to cover wigs.



She rides on the #6 and shoots up the church where my cousin got married. (Imagine that extra up there: don't look at Angelina Jolie, don't look at Angelina Jolie, don't look at...)

We wondered for most of the movie. Is she a secret agent or a double agent?



How many times did she get punched in the face? I think ten.

I give it a three!
Yeah. I don't know what the movie rating scale is...the gelato? A four. (It comes in an ingenious container!)