blackbird's two minute movie reviews
Open Water 2: Adrift!
In which six stupid people jump off a luxurious yacht without dropping a ladder.
Do you have a prescription for Xanax? You're going to need it!
Who will live? Who will die?
Can I even watch the whole thing?
It's easy to think of solutions from the couch. I would have been dead in the first ten minutes.
I don't think I'd last ten minutes in the theater.
So the answer is, no-one in their right mind would jump off a damn boat.